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Obese Denise, the Food Psychic
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I'M PSYCHIC OBESE DENISE AND I AM A FAT HOG. MY HOBBIES ARE BREAKING INTO PEOPLES' HOUSES AT NIGHT AND DEVOURING EVERYTHING IN THEIR REFRIGERATORS AND GIVING PSYCHIC PREDICTIONS. INSTEAD OF GIVING ME MONEY FOR MY PREDICTIONS, YOU CAN GIVE ME FOOD.


"ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WHY HAS YOUR BOYFRIEND BEEN CHEATING ON YOU?"





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